Last day to sign the Eureka Fair Wage Act!
Do You Want To Sign the Eureka Fair Wage Act Petition or Register to Vote?
Do you want to hold Walmart & other large corporate employers accountable to the community by mandating a $12 minimum wage for large employers in the City of Eureka?
If you are a registered Eureka voter and want to sign the petition contact us:
If you are not a registered voter but reside in Eureka we can register you also!
Contact the Eureka Fair Wage Act Campaign
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Oh, snap, it looks like we won’t make it…! Where the hell are all the old hippies we need to sign our silly petition?! I’m sure that WalMart’s crack team of demonic ninja pirates are holding would-be signers hostage in their top-secret air-tight apocalypse bunker, and that’s why we failed!! That or they have been seduced by the subliminal messages hidden in WalMart’s floor tiles! Or else, like the rest of Humboldt, they were false protestors, who made lots of noise about not allowing it to come, and now all shop there anyway!!
Whatever the case, IT JUST PROVES ME RIGHT!!! WAL MART IS THE ROOT OF EVIL! REARRANGING ITS LETTERS CREATES THE WORDS “RAT MAWL”, WHICH MEANS A RAT WITH A HAMMER, WHICH IS WHAT THEY DO TO CITIES!! THEY WILL CRUSH US, SUBVERTING THE POPULATION OF HUMBOLDT INTO COMMIE SLAVES TO THEIR HEINOUS STORE!!!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, Wal Mart is having a sale so I need to get over there.